Rook:In 10 years,I can promise you i'll be MC's Second HusbandEpel:Second??..What happened to their first one
Rook:Nothing you can prove
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Mc: you really put aside everything and came all this way?
Grimm: How did you even get here so fast?
Ace: running over twenty stop signs
Epel: five counts of resisting arrest
Jack: Way to many energy drinks
Deuce: Also that's not our motorcycle
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*ruggie on call with leona*
Ruggie: hey Leona what do you do everytime Mc gets mad at you
Leona: Well, everytime Mc gets mad at me, i tighten all the lids on the jars at ramshackle so they have to ask me for help
*Sounds of glass breaking in the background of the call*
Leona: It hasn't worked yet but it will...
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Mallues: I asked child of man out on a date
Leona:*sarcastic* Oh im sorry
Mallues: What for?
Leona: I assumed they said no
Mallues: No,they said yes
Leona: Oh i'm sorry for them
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Mc: Im going to look for something to get us out of here,If you can manage to not to kill each other while im gone!
Leona: *rolls his eyes* were not children
Malleus: *smiling* Yes,child of man no need to worry
Mc: Alright*Leaves them alone*
Malleus: *Smile drops* Eat sh*t and die
Leona: Yes,F*ck you
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Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
Randomjust some hehe haha Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes from my tumblr