Idia: MC stop chanting in dead languages you're scaring people
MC: Im summoning h*es right now fool
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Crewel: i refuse to teach MC how to drive again
crowley: what why?
MC:*driving*
Crewel: and turn left here
MC: *makes both hands into an L shape to figure out which way is left*
Crewel: MC! DON'T TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL
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MC: Bro-
Leona: Hold up, My tongue was just down your throat and you're calling me bro??
MC: ...
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Reporter: What type of girls do you like,Mr draconia
Malleus: My wife (Mc)
Reporter: What type of girls do you like,Mr kingsholar
Leona: Malleus' wife
Malleus: WHAT!?
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Leona: HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD
Malleus: no,i haven't been talking to your girlfriend
Leona: *calm sigh* good now-
Malleus: YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S BEEN TALKING TO ME
Leona: EXCUSE ME?!?! WHY WOULD SHE BE TALKING TO YOU!!? YOU LOOK LIKE A MESS
Malleus: AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR BALDING WITH THAT MISSING HAIRLINE
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Ortho: MC, you're under arrest
MC: What,why
Ortho: For stealing my brothers heart
Idia:.....Did you just hit on MC for me
Ortho: I'm tired of waiting,big brother
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Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
Randomjust some hehe haha Twisted wonderland incorrect quotes from my tumblr
