The Great Big Al peered down among his followers, the grand army that he had rallied across the many years as one of the generals of the Carnivore army.
"Today, we will obliterate the Stegosaurus village and feast upon the prey that is rightfully ours!"
A cheer cried out from the audience as Big Al lead the charge towards the innocent, clueless village in the distance. A lookout spotted the approaching army seconds before being trampled as the entire outer wall of the village collapsed against the oncoming horde.
"IT'S AL TIME!" cried Big Al before murdering fifteen innocents.
"Your mother..." screamed saladbowls from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Leader Hyso from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Dr. William Henderson from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Mayor Lens Blustergas from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Tim the Enchanter from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Hecatia Lapislazuli from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Walter White from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Queen Razortooth from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Paper Mario (from Paper Mario) from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Lernea from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Hatzegopteryx from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed Slimy Jim from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed the Killer Gorilla from Michael Crichton's Congo from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed the Boomerang Lizard from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"Your mother..." screamed the Moostern Train from within the village before being promptly executed by the oncoming army.
"BE LIKE ME OUT THERE!" screamed Big Al from before promptly executing the rest of the village.
***
After all was said and done, the village was fried.
There was no one left to mourn, everyone had died.
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