Fanum Tax?

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3rd person pov

"Okay, first question. How did you guys meet?" Kai read off his phone before placing it down

"Well, technically we didn't. I texted Emerson the other day asking if she wanted to be on my stream and she agreed" Kai explained as Em nodded eating a piece of pizza

"And i was suspicious at first, cause you know men are weird, and then my brother yelled at me after i told him about it and told me Kai's really chill and i should stream with him" Eve explained

user97 ~ W brother
user ~ W bro

"Yo chat should i face time her brother?" Kai asked as Eve laughed a little

Userzou ~ Yes!
user08 ~ yes
userzpu ~ meh
userOuq ~ so she's using you? lol

"Yo chat, stop hating for real. She's not using me, i asked if i should face time her brother and i will if i wanna, no one is using anyone so cut it out right now" Kai explained before snatching a wing as Em laughed looking at him

"That poor wing ain't do nun to you, calm down it's not gonna run away" She laughed grabbing her drink, as they both froze hearing footsteps

"Who's that?" Eve asked placing her drink down

"Guys, is it who i think it is?" Kai whispered

userpu ~ FANUM TAX
user081 ~ HIDE THE FOOD!
User9372 ~ hide eve while you're at it
user91871 ~ hide the cake chat!

"We don't have cake?" Eve asked confused, Kai went to speak when all the sudden the two yelled as the door busted open

"Yooooo! Yall eating without me?! Did you think i didn't know, and you was gonna get away from Fanum tax?" Fanum asked looking between the two

"Wait, you're Emerson right?" Fanum asked as she nodded

"Fanum right?" she asked as he smiled shaking her hand

user076 ~ SIMP
user971 ~ we lost him guys
userp10 ~ the way he folded so fast 😭
yser0298 ~ W evelynn

"Did you wanna sit and eat with us?" she asked sitting back down as he nodded

"Yeah, yeah, whathcu got?"

"Pizza, wings, fries, lemonade and then fruit punch" she explained as Kai went and got Fanum a chair

"Bet, bet, you know i'm real hungry right now" he said sitting next to Evelynn as she was between the two

"So what do you do for work?" Fanum asked putting a little of everything on his plate

"oh, i'm a porn star" she replied grabbing her drink as his eyes widened, and of course Kai was jumping around screaming as Em was laughing at the two

"No way?" he asked looking at her

"Yup, i mean i can show you if you don't believe me?" she asked looking at him as Kai was making random gestures looking at Fanum

"Bet"

"lemme turn the stream cam off real fast" Kai said going to the laptop laughing at the comment

userouww ~ No!
user917 ~ LET US SEE HIS REACTION
user0282 ~ L Kai

"Guys if you wanna see his reaction i'll record it for insta, can't get banned now" Kai whispered smiling before the screen went to a "be right back"

"Ight chat, we're back!" Kai clapped putting the camera back on

user972 ~ where's fanum
user851 ~ where's wanummm?

"Fanum took his food to go, he had to stream" Kai said sitting back down as Em was cleaning up the food

"Since it's christmas time, i actually got us some matching christmas pjs" Kai clapped excitedly as Em laughed sitting down

"Lemme go grab them so we can change" Kai yelled excitedly getting up and going to his closet

"Okay guys what should we do while we wait" Emerson asked leaning forward to look at the chat

User028 ~ do a dance
user017 ~ 360?
user0291 ~ prank him

"Should we prank him? and how?" she smiled

user0271 ~ pretend you ended stream LMAO

"Wait, how would i do that?" she asked before smiling evilly and leaving for a second

"OKAY! Fanum put a screen thingy over so we cant see the chat or the stream right now, so i'm basically gonna make some noise and say i tripped and it unplugged, i got random ass cords and covered the actual cords with a towel" she explained hurriedly sitting back down hearing Kai

"I'm almost done!" he yelled

"Okay!" she called back before standing, she laughed to herself before tossing some stuff and yelling

"Emerson?" Kai called confused throwing his shirt on

"Emerson?" he asked once more opening the closet door seeing her on the floor

"Oh shit. you good?" he asked looking at her as she gave a thumbs up

"Fuck, i'm sorry. I tripped" she said holding her ankle

"Nah, ur all good. You sure you're okay?" he asked looking at her as she nodded

"Yeah, ankle kinda hurts" she lied as he helped her up

"Ch-"

"Oh shit i'm so sorry" Eve said as she began to chew on her lip nervously

"Hey, it's all good. I can always restart the 24 hour stream, just for real need to make sure you're all good" Kai explained looking at the girl

"Hey, you're finally taller than someone" Fanum said coming into the room

"Nah we just playing, what a bad prank" Em frowned sitting down letting go of her leg

"Huh?" Kai asked more confused now

"Chat told me to prank you, so Fanum put a black screen on, and i covered the cords and got random ones to make it look like it unplugged" Em explained as Fanum took the black screen off to see chat spamming random shit

"Yo, chat, you tried to prank me? the prank master?" Kai asked crossing his arms over his chest

"Anyways! Em your fits in the closet. This is mine" he said doing a little spin

He had black pants with gingerbread man on it, a black tank top and a button up ginger bread shirt

"W or L fit?" Kai asked as Eve came out of the closet

She had matching pants, but they were shorts, a black crop top and matching button up shirt

"we look good as fuck" Em said standing next to him as they did a little pose

User9372 ~ W fit
user01 ~ WWWWWWW
user00 ~ fit hard
Userone ~ Matching fits go hard

"We look so good!" she laughed

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