Wayne: Hey Raj.
Raj: Yea Wayne?
Wayne: I'm bored.
Raj: So?
Wayne: I want to commit a war crime.
Raj: Are you serious?
Wayne: What?
Raj: Can I-
Wayne: Yes, you can invite him. Three is better than two.
Raj: Yay!
Raj gets on the phone with Bowie.
Raj: Hey Bowie!
Bowie: Hey Raj! What ya doing?
Raj: Oh not much, just going to commit a war crime with Wayne. Want to come?
Bowie: As long as we get to kill Julia-
Raj: Yes, we will kill Julia.
Bowie: OK, I'm coming over.
Bowie hangs up.
Wayne: So?
Raj: He's coming.
Wayne: Ok.
Bowie then runs in, destroying the f*****g door.
Raj: You're paying for that!
Bowie: Don't worry, everything resets after a story ends.
Wayne: Ok. So, what first?
Bowie: Where does Julia live?
Wayne: She lives at (I AM NOT PUTTING A LOCATION HERE).
Bowie: Can we bomb her house?
Wayne: Sure.
Wayne sends a bomb to Julia's house.
Raj: Wayne, I DARE YOU TO BLOW UP RUSSIA.
Wayne: On it.
Wayne sends a bomb to Russia. Just as soon as someone knocks on the door.
Raj: I'll answer it.
Raj goes up to the door and opens it.
Lizzo: Hi.
Raj: F**k off Lizzo, nobody likes you.
Raj pulls out a gun, shoots Lizzo and closes the door.
Wayne: Raj, I sent a bomb to India, Germany, North Korea, China, Argentina and France whilst you were talking to that fat s**t called Lizzo.
Raj: Oh god, we are going to go to jail, aren't we?
Wayne: Raj, we are literally commiting war crimes.
Bowie: Yea, AND IT'S FUN!
Someone knocks on the door. Raj opens it to find Ripper and MK.
Ripper: Can we join you?
MK: Please?
Raj: Fine. GUYS! WE HAVE TWO HELPERS!
Wayne: OK!
Bowie: Nice!
The three of them go to the other two.
Ripper: What are you doing?
Wayne: About to send a bomb to Mexico.
Ripper: How many countries have you bombed Wayne?
Wayne: Around 20.
MK: How can you even send BOMBS?
Raj: I also killed Lizzo.
Ripper: YES! THAT DAMN B***H IS DEAD!
MK: THAT'S MY MAN HERE!
The police burst in.
Police: YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!
Raj: Oh s**t.
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