Mini stories I want to write

2. Julia steals kids from an orphanage and turns them into food.

Julia: Hey viewers! Today, I'm going to steal kids from an orphanage and turn them into soup.

Julia walks in, holding her phone and a shotgun.

Worker: Excuse me miss, but-

Julia shoots the workers.

Julia: KIDS, COME WITH ME!

The kids follow Julia to her house.

Kid 1: That was really nice of you miss!

Kid 2: Yea.

Kid 3: What did you need all of us for?

Kid 4: I wonder.

Julia kills all the kids and starts turning them into soup.

Julia: God, they are going to love this.

Wayne and Raj walk in.

Wayne: Hey Julia!

Raj: Hey Julia!

Wayne: B***h, I said it first.

Raj: B***h, I said it first.

Julia: Let me cook.

Wayne: Don't blame me, blame him.

Raj: Don't blame me, blame him.

Julia: Sit down, food will be done in a minute.

Wayne: Ok.

Raj: Ok.

Wayne: I like eating s**t.

Raj: You do?

Julia laughs.

Julia: Oh damn, but I need to cook.

Raj: What is it?

Wayne: Yea, what is it?

Julia: Umm... Chicken?

Wayne: Ok then.

Julia walks back to the kitchen and continues.

Julia: Phew, thought I got caught there.

Bowie runs in.

Bowie: Guys, someone kidnapped kids from an orphanage AND KILLED THE WORKERS.

Raj: Who would do that?

Julia: Yea, I wonder.

Wayne: Same thing here.

Bowie: Definitely a f*****g idiot.

Julia: Oh, food is done!

Julia serves out the food.

Bowie: I wonder what this is.

Wayne: Julia told us it's chicken.

Raj: Yea, but I know this isn't chicken.

Julia: That's because it's made out of children.

The three of them spit their food out.

Bowie: I'm calling the police.

Julia: YOU WILL NOT.

Julia pulls out her gun and shoots Bowie.

Wayne: WHAT THE HELL JULIA?

Raj: YOU F*****G PSYCHOPATH!

Julia: I don't give a s**t.

Julia then kills Wayne and Raj.

The end.