Next Dudes, Dudettes and Du-don'ts (Birdie made me add that) I bring you to something that made me tear up with laughter
The fact no matter what she does
Looks adorable when she's mad.
Yes ladies and gentlemen ADORABLE I don't know how but she looks crazy adorable when she's mad AND everyone agrees before she slaps me it's true everyone agrees (EDIT: Still got slapped the world is cruel) (EDIT: Never say the world is cruel if you also call your fiancee your world)
I know I promised to talk bad stuff but Brynleigh hates the fact she's always adorable so it counts (EDIT: I DID THE MATH IT IN FACT DOES NOT COUNT BUT SHHHH)
I actually don't know why she hates it.... maybe cause I love it and will never not coo when I see it (You would too the cheeks get all chubby and squishy and she pouts and her eyes narrow and it's just the definition of "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW")
She will never not be cute to me even though right now she's flipping me off and threatening to stab my eyes out with the kitchen knife, How adorable is she ladies and gentlemen?
BB EDIT: I know where you live Cyrus Hermione Anders
EDIT: Of course you do cutie you live with me I literally spoon with you every night.
BB EDIT: I always end the chapters asshole <3
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A Guide To Brynleigh Pasternack
FanfictionI made a promise at 16 and I'm tipsy here we go. Hello readers my name is Cyrus Anders I'm 22 years old and my fiancee accidentally reminded me of a promise I made to her at 16 so here is a list for you to get to know the love of my life (who has ha...
