Chpt 4: "Comedic insults."

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As usual, V watched as Uzi entered the pod, climbed down the ladder and wasted no time with getting to work. V just watched intently as she did her magic, she was always curious as to where the purple thing got their engineering talent from.

Maybe from her door-obsessed dad or something.

Speaking of her dad, Uzi hasn't been talking about him in a while.

She witnessed how mistreated she was by her father, she heard it all from Uzi herself.

V was always curious about everyone's background.

She knew everyone had at least one story to tell.

She was always curious.

But as they say,

curiosity kills the cat.

"I remembered that I learnt how much of an asshole your dad was a few months ago, when N tied me up with my tail and you disintegrated J to scraps."

Seems like V's calm yet still blunt voice, surprised Uzi a bit.

"That's surprising, you don't sound as bitchy as you usually are."

V furrowed her eyebrows in irritation, as she scoffed and rolled her eyes in annoyance.

"Whatever."

"Oh there it is! Your usual sassy, and annoying bitch self!"

Uzi exclaimed in a sarcastically cheery tone.

"Oh fuck you."

V responded, sounding a bit agitated.

Uzi wasn't gonna lie, it was fun annoying the fuck out of V like this.

"Fuck you right back then."

Uzi gave V the middle finger, a not-so-nice favor which was returned by V.

"Anyways, back on topic. What happened between you and your dad now? N told me you still go to the colony to sleep there."

"Since when did you care about my life?"

"Listen I'm just super fucking bored because you have me chained right here right now, and I get curious when I'm bored okay? Just answer the damn question."

"Alright, okay, robo-Jesus. Sorry, Ms. I-can't-control-my-temper."

"Shut up and answer the fucking question already, my robo-God."

"Fine, fine. My dad's getting better, I guess. He's trying his best, somehow, but it's sorta annoying."

"Well at least he's trying, you're lucky you even got a dad y'know?"

"What? You don't?"

V went silent, deadpanning at Uzi. Was the answer not obvious?

"..."

"What are you, an idiot? Or are you just stupid in general?"

"Shut up and quit the sarcasm."

"I'M BEING SERIOUS!"

"..."

"..."

"Eat shit and die."

"YOU eat shit and live, shortstack."

"..."

"..."

"I AM NOT THAT SHORT!!!"

"AS IF, YOU'RE LITERALLY A FOOT SHORTER THAN ME."

"SHUT UP MISS PEG-LEG."

"..."

"..."

"I hate you."

"I HATE YOU TOO!"

This was definitely more than likely to happen every day.

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