accidentally saying something dirty

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I'm literally so sleepy rn ugh but anywayyys i got argenti and i know i should be building characters who support my mains but... I'll do it later okay, anyways march is my wife btw she came home twice outta nowhere now i have e5 yippeee!! also this was a request from months ago im so sorry

danheng:
you've never been on the express before, and especially not when it was warping (yall i literally forgot if that's the name or not im so sorry) so to say you were nervous was a understatement, but dan heng tried to comfort you

"it's not going to hurt, don't worry, I'll be here every step of the way, i was a little nervous my first time too" oh, curse your mind, its innocent words and hes comforting you! "march wasn't nervous though, i remember she was practically begging for it to happen already" you hid your face in your hands to try and ignore him but he thought differently

"hey, hey... it's okay, it's not that scary, really, it'll be over before you know it-" "stop saying it like that!" he stared at you confusedly "say it like what?" you didn't speak, and he slowly got the hint "...you have...a unique mind" he sighed

guinafren (wifey)
guinafren, who had a million followers on her socials, who encountered some really scary moments, was most afraid of...needles, yep, that's right, she was feeling sick and had to take a injection, and you were the one doing it for her,but she kept flinching away at the last part

"oh my god, stop moving!" you complained, trying to hold her arm in place "I don't like it! just let me suffer and fall ill, tell my followers i love them..." you flicked her forehead and she pouted "don't be so overdramatic, it'll take two seconds!" she sighed and reluctantly stayed still "just go slow..."

you slowly moved it closer and she flinched again "sorry, sorry! whew, okay, i got this! just put it inside of me, i can take it, it's small, I'll be fine! no need to be scared, I've taken bigger ones" you bursted out laughing immediately and she stared at you before realizing "no! wait, that's not...oh, shut up, stop laughing!" she giggled "needles, for gods sake...needles!!"

arlan:
as you walked around you suddenly heard a familiar voice that sounded almost like a gasp? you moved to the closed door near the security office, instantly recognizing your boyfriend's voice, you were about to open the door when you heard something

"oh, don't be such a baby, haven't you ever done this yourself?" was that...madam herta? what's she doing in there? you heard another breathy sound from arlan "it's different when it's my own hand..." what? "I'm being slow and gentle, just let me get all of it out" her voice sounded impatient, were arlan and madam herta...? arlan gasped again "it feels weird..."

you opened the door expecting a scandalous sight...only to see herta pricking pieces of wood out of arlan's hands? they both looked up at you and she immediately dropped his hand "y/n, you do this, I have more important things to do" arlan had a splinter, that's all... he's not cheating or getting "special" attention from herta

march 7th (ft stelle)
after a long, and loud night of sleeping at a hotel, you and danheng left your room and found march and stelle getting breakfast in the lobby, chattering away as you approached, danheng sat besides march and groaned softly "all night, i heard some banging sounds, it kept waking me up"

"heheh, sorry! that was us" march giggled "we were up all night!" the two of you looked between her and stelle "we couldn't sleep, so we decided to have some fun instead" stelle replied and danheng just stared at them "you guys are-"

"yeah yeah no need to point out the obvious!" march waved him off "we were so tempted, and we had alot of fun, didnt we stelle?" she nodded "sorry that we were loud, did you wake up too y/n?" you nodded, your mind being confused yet happy that the two of them were, what? dating? you were about to reply when march started speaking again, you grabbed a bottle of water as you listened

"oh, you guys should've came over! we wouldn't have minded a third and a fourth, although, the bed probably would've broke..." you choked on the water, and danheng's face flushed "i don't think... I'd be able to do that, march" he coughed awkwardly

"oh, is the ever so mature danheng too grown for pillow fights?" danheng visibly sighed of relief, march did not just invite the two of you for a...foursome "whats that face for? did i say something?" march looked between all of you "come onn, tell me!"

sighh thinking about the fact i just got done maxing out jing yuan and now i have argenti... it's imbibitor lunae and blade all over again, somebody kill me

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