You decide to introduce yourself to the elves. "Hello, I am-" You weren't able to finish your sentence before the elves began to shriek in terror. It was a vile noise, like a freight train but worse. "Why are you screaming?" You ask them, visibly confused. You walk further into the workshop. The elves began to call for 'The Big Man' in tiny, frantic voices. It was sort of funny. There were loud thumps. Santa walked into the room looking worried. He spotted you, his expression a mix of confusion and fear.
14: apply for a position as an elf
16: declare war
