Dance of Thieves | LYNEY

MERRY CHRISTMAS

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY LOVES, AND IMMA TELL YOU THAT MY BACK HURTS :D

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Lyney: Do you wanna know how Im like a bicycle?

Y/n: Because once people learn how to ride you they never forget?

Lyney: I-... I was gonna say because I was two-tired...

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Lyney: M-Meow

Also Lyney: Wait, why did I meow?

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Lyney: Dashing through the snow~

Y/n: On a broken pair of skis

Lyney: ...Over the hills we go~

Lynette: Crashing into trees~

Y/n: The snow is turning red

Lynette: I think I might be dead~

Y/n: I woke up in the hospital with stitches on my head~

Lyney: ...

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Lyney: I'm sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich.

Y/n: Go back to sleep. And starve.

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Y/n: What the hell are you doing?

Lyney: I am doing my eyebrows.

Y/n: That is a big ass mirror

Lyney: I have big ass eyebrows.

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Lyney: Lynette, look, it's the good kush *wheeze*

Lynette, dryly: This is the dollarstore, how good can it be?

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Lyney: Hey babe *whips out flowers* Happy one year.

Y/n: 😄 😀 😦 🤨 I'm twenty seven-

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Wriothesley sliding down the stair railing: You're all going to hell~ Goodbye~

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Wriothesley managing the fortress: GIMME MORE PUSHUPS! NOW GIMME SOME JUMPING JACKS! NOW CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH.

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Arlecchino: Son?