so gertrude, tell me, does this hospital dress of mine have a back?
or is my ass just out and proud
it's been two days please let it go
you know i can't do that
i'm your poor sick lover
can i break up with you
no, as a matter of fact, you cannot
why
because you love me too much
you'd miss me terribly
i might let you come running back into my arms, i haven't decided yet
how very generous of you, sir
thank you
i know, i know
you still haven't shown up at my bedside in a little candy striper uniform
this isn't some porno
ugh don't remind me </3
fuck off
i hate you so much
this is why nick is my favorite
oh so vou'll dress up for nick ??? >:(
absolutely not
besides, why aren't you dressing up for me ?
this should go both ways
sorry i didn't know hospital gowns really did it to you
i'll make sure to flaunt some leg later
how saucy
do you think you could spoon feed me jello ? that's gotta cross off something on your bucket list
i don't have a bucket list
really? you don't have a bunch of things you want to do before you die ?
i wanna live a pinterest board life
but that seems unachievable
especially for living in orlando
i think the last expensive meal i had was at Medieval Times, and they don't even have cutlery there
at least you got your dinner and a show
even if the show was minimum wage workers fake jousting
i got drunk on something neon blue and got a paper crown, so the night was a win
sounds magical
not as magical as you nursing me back to health, but still magical nonetheless
you're not even hurt, shut up
let me live this down
yes i am
i have an owie right on my lips
it needs your magic kissies
are you four ?
i don't think you'd kiss a four year old, so no
im not a creep
i know, that's why i said you wouldn't
when did you get more chaotic than me
i don't like it
go back to giving me one word answers
i was used to that
i am a beautiful butterfly and you cannot force me back into my cocoon
no matter how hard you try
i wouldn't dare
i want you to fly
away from you ? :(
NO
why would you even suggest that
it sounded like you were implying it
i don't imply things
i say them right out in the open
like i had a bad day because i saw a cow and almost pissed myself
where did you see a cow
drew's mom bought us a couple sessions of goat yoga at wildflower farm
i foolishly thought there would only be goats
were the goats cute
they're the only kids i don't hate
awwwwww
and you didn't send me any pictures ?
i was a little busy trying not to become one of your pissbabies while doing a headstand
there's no shame in that
😑
ok so there's only a little shame in that
i'm never going anywhere in public with you
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