America

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1. He has big brown wings due to his national animal being the bald eagle.

2. His eyes are messed up from Confederates' attempts to take his eyeballs from his sockets, making his eyes brutally scared, so he wears glasses.

3. He's self-absorbed and a really big jerk, but he has a soft side for his kids and some family and friends. Otherwise, he's a dick.

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