"𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝..." | 𝚅𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙵𝚎𝚖!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 | 𝚃𝙱𝚃 | 💚💜

"𝙾𝚑 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝..." -𝚙𝚝 1 🤍

A/n: This is like my first book so expect everything I guess 😃👍.. also there won't be any smut so get that outta ur mind 🤨

Slanted text: Y/n's thoughts

Bold text: Emphasizing words, time skips, switching POV's, etc.

Bold slanted and/or not slanted but underlined text: Name of the chapter being used in a sentence

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  "Y/N, GET YOUR PRETTY ASS OVER HERE. NOW."

What the hell bro..? "Coming!"

...

I know damn well my lazy ass ain't goin nowhere.

...

"Y/N!!!" *kicks the door down* "I GOT US TICKETS TO THE VELVET AND VENEER'S CONCERT FOR THIS SATURDAY, DO YOU KNOW HOW BIG THIS IS??" Bella said. She jumped around my room as if my poor door wasn't laying on the ground breathing its last breaths. (Rip Y/n's door 😔🚪🪦)

"Is it bigger than my balls? :3"

"......bro you don't have any.."

*sighs sadly* Didn't have to put me down like that 😔.. "Ok but seriously, how did you get tickets? Don't they sell out like crazy fast and also, how much did you pay for them?"

"I bribed someone to give them to me...it was so easy!! :)"

Earlier...

"HEY YOU, GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY"

*blinks* "I'm nine🧍‍♀️..."

"Oh yeah...nevermind" *walks away🚶‍♂️*

*approaches another random person*

"GIMME ALL UR MONEY BITCH OR ELSE YOURE GETTING THE PEW PEW 🔫👹👺"

"Girl I just spent it all on tickets for the Velvet and Ven-"

*Snatches the concert tickets* "THANK YOU RANDOM STRANGER IVE NEVER MET AND WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!!" *runs away aesthetically*

"NOO MY TICKETSSSS!!"

Back to present time..

"Now come to think of it, I technically got them for free in exchange for the random stranger keeping its life...oh well! 🤷‍♀️"

"Bella you have to stop.."

"NO."

...

"Oh yeah, did I tell you that I signed you up for a job interview after the concert? No? Oh well, you and your lazy ass should've looked for a job for you before I
did 😗😌"

"WAIT WHAT- WHERE??" What's next, she signs me up for the military??

"The interview is a job opening for an assistant 🤷‍♀️"

"Assistant? Assistant my ass, I can barely assist myself...who is it for though🧍‍♀️?"

"Velvet and Veneer~ 😘"

"WHAT?? HOW DID YOU DO IT?...Did you hold another person on gunpoint, again?🤨"

She needs to chill bro last time she kidnapped someone just so she could get them to give her a free bag of chips 😭🤚

"What?? No, I would never do that..*cough* *cough*
ANYWAYS- I actually didn't do anything this time, and I scheduled your interview for after the show, so start thinking about what you're gonna say, pookie <33"