Duncan: well you see
Beth: ur gay!!! ur homosexual!!! ooooo you like boysssss ur a boykisser
Duncan: i wasnt even fucking finished
Duncan: attached image: Gay/MLM pride flag with the text "LOVE MEN!!!".
Cody: haha real
Cody has deleted a message
Geoff: wait didn't you date courtney???
Duncan: i didn't actually like her like that i js thought i did
Courtney: *Sigh of relief*
Duncan: shut up
Heather: sick
Alejandro: That's cool
Gwen: damn ok
Noah: you seriously didn't strike me as gay
Noah: wait actually
Noah: i see it
Noah: sharpest gaydar in the west
Gwen: ur gay???
Noah: bisexual
Gwen: ohh kk same
Heather: is EVERYONE here gay except me???
Beth: that sounds like an L tbh
Heather: fuck off
Sierra: I need to add all this to my blog
Duncan: DONT
Sierra: But Chris is gonna be so mad at me
Duncan: HOW WOULD HE KNOW
Sierra: Sorry sorry
Sierra: As a member of the lgbtq myself I understand if you don't wanna come out yet
Gwen: wait wait wait go back
Gwen: does chris make you do the whole blog thing?
Sierra has left the group chat
Heather: HOLY SHIT
Courtney: Is she just acting???
Cody: does that mean she isn't actually obsessed with me?
Gwen: probably
Cody: SCORE
Beth: i thought that was obvious
Beth: she never rlly harasses u off camera
Lindsay: omg ur SOOO smart! <3
Duncan/Beth
Duncan: ew g*y people
Beth: fuck the shut up
Duncan: whatever
Duncan: shoot ur shot
Beth: SHE HAS A BF WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Duncan: idk girlboss ur way into her skirt
Duncan: i know nothing about lesbians
Beth: STOP IM CRYINF
Beth: GIRLBOSS INTO HER SKIRT😭😭
Duncan: im soo funny right
Beth: 😭
chris is not welcome here💜
DJ: Sorry just saw this, what did I miss?
Heather: oh not much
Heather: just that duncan and courtney broke up, duncan came out as gay, sierra is a paid actor and not an actual contestant, someone has a crush on noah and gwen isn't saying who it is, and there's a party tomorrow at 10 in the back of the plane
Bridgette: WE ARENT DOING THAT!!!
DJ: What is happening...
Beth: duncan likes boys!!! he is a boykisser he is attracted to men!!!
Duncan: i am this close to removing ur ass
Beth: u wouldn't
DJ: Thanks for the recap I guess?
DJ: But wasn't Duncan into Courtney
Duncan: nah
Duncan: heteronormative society is a bitch lol
Heather: we live in a society
Heather: attached image: An intentionally unfunny Joker meme
Beth: STOP
Gwen: it's giving 'there are two wolves inside me'
DJ: Don't say it.
Duncan: there are two wolves inside me...
DJ: Don't say it.
Duncan: and they wont stop FUCKIN🖤
Beth: STOPPPPPPPPPPP
Heather: TARGETED ADS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND
Lindsay: what's a targeted ad?
Beth: look it up
Heather: THE OTHER DAY I GOT AN AMAZON AD FOR A SHIRT THAT SAID "NEVER MESS WITH A CHINESE GIRL WHO WAS BORN IN JULY" IN RED TEXT NEXT TO A WOLF LIKE WHAT😭
Courtney: stop why is this so funny😭
Cody: attached image: An unfunny Minecraft meme.
Heather: omg take a SHOWER
Heather: and touch some grass
Cody: "touch grass" i cant we are in the SKY💔
Heather: fair enough
Geoff: so are we still gonna have a party?
Bridgette: NO!!!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
total. drama. groupchat.
FanficWARNING: THE PAIRS ARE RARE!!! SHIPS: Aleduncan (alejandro x duncan) Gwoah (gwen x noah) Heathney (heather x courtney) Background/implied ships Bethsay (beth x lindsay) (implied+background) Trody (trent x cody) (implied+background) Gidgette (geoff x...
