Junior Partner: Here's an honest firm!
Sharp and Simpson send us a check for $50 in addition to their monthly account, to cover difference in price of a higher grade of goods shipped them last time by mistake.
Senior Partner: Do they give us another order?
Junior Partner: Yes! The longest they have ever made.
Senior Partner: Ship 'em C.O.D.
"Well! how are they coming?"
"I'm getting a move on me," said the checkerboard.
"And I'm getting a head in the world," said the piece of sensation news.
"I'm dead in it," said the spoiled bivalve at the clambake.
"I think I shall get along well," said the artesian water company.
"And my work is all being cut out for me," said the grape seed.
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Lord Oakhurst's Curse
HorrorBy O. Henry Lord Oakhurst lay dying in the oak chamber in the eastern wing of Oakhurst Castle.
