Scene: Telegraph office in Houston.
Enter handsome black velour cape, trimmed with jet and braid, with Tibetan fur collar, all enclosing lovely young lady.Young ladyOh, I want to send a telegram at once, if you please. Give me about six blanks, please. Writes about ten minutes. How much will this amount to, please?ClerkCounting words. Sixteen dollars and ninety-five cents, ma'am.Young ladyGoodness gracious! I've only thirty cents with me. Suspiciously. How is it you charge so much, when the post-office only requires two cents?ClerkWe claim to deliver messages quicker than the post-office, ma'am. You can send ten words to Waco for twenty-five cents.Young ladyGive me another blank, please: I guess that will be enough. After five minutes' hard work she produces the following: "Ring was awfully lovely. Come down as soon as you can. Mamie."ClerkThis contains eleven words. That will be thirty cents.Young ladyOh, gracious! I wanted that nickel to buy gum with.ClerkLet's see. You might strike out, "awfully," and that will make it all right.Young ladyIndeed I shan't. You ought to see that ring. I'll give you the thirty cents.ClerkTo whom is this to be sent?Young ladyIt seems to me you are rather inquisitive, sir.ClerkWearily. I assure you there is no personal interest expressed in the question. We have to know the name and address in order to send the message.Young ladyOh, yes. I didn't think of that. She writes the name and address, pays the thirty cents and departs. Twenty minutes later she returns, out of breath.Young ladyOh, I forgot something. Have you sent it off yet?ClerkYes, ten minutes ago.Young ladyOh, I'm so sorry. It isn't the way I wanted it at all. Can't you telegraph and have it changed for me?ClerkIs it anything important?Young ladyYes: I wanted to underscore the words "awfully lovely." Will you have that attended to at once?ClerkCertainly, and we have some real nice violet extract; would you like a few drops on your telegram?Young ladyOh, yes: so kind of you. I expect to send all my telegrams through your office, you have been so accommodating. Good morning.
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Lord Oakhurst's Curse
HorrorBy O. Henry Lord Oakhurst lay dying in the oak chamber in the eastern wing of Oakhurst Castle.