Gundham: Mortal do you want food?
Souda: yes plz
Gundham: What do you want?
Souda: My dick
Souda: NO
Souda: I MEANT YOUR DICK
Souda: NO FUCK
Souda: SHITBALLS
Souda: AUTOMOBILES
Souda: HAMSTERS
Souda: FUCKERS
Souda: bIRD
Souda:KILL ME
Gundham: HeH?
Souda: I WILL CALL YOU AND TELL YOU MY ORCHID
Souda: FUCCK
"Hello?" Gundham said.
"All I want is a burger and some fries. I think someone messed around with my auto correct or something," Kaz told his boyfriend.
"Possibly but I will go get your burger and fries, talk later,"
"Bye"
Souda: Did anyone mess around with my phone?
Ibuki: Noooooo
Souda: really?
Ibuki: yes
Fuyuhiko: YOU HAD ONE JOB! DON'T SAY SHIT!
Ibuki: HE WAS ON TO ME!
Fuyuhiko: HE WAS NOT!
Hajime: Y'all are dumbasses
Nagito: So not hopeful
Souda: that was so not tits
Souda: i meant that was notes in tomatoes
Souda: fuck asswipes
Souda: HAMSTER HANGERS
Souda: WHA
Ibuki: I ss that
Fuyuhiko: same
Peko: so did I
Souda: Fuyuhiko you baby gangster I will put you on a high shelf and leave you there!
Fuyuhiko: Suck balls
YOU ARE READING
Danganronpa oneshots
FanfictionI'm bored and have been writing some of these for years so why not post the ones that don't make me wanna pour bleach in my eyes(kidding duh but some were just so bad)
