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Tłumaczenie do poprzedniego : My dad has an obssesion towards doors

Elo Atoms, it's me Uzi, today I'll tell you what a strange door fanatic my Father isAbout 5 months ago, when I was just playing roblox in 3008, he said "Uzi, honey, I'm taking you to the Door Museum, which is 10 km ahead of us." To which I replied and was very pissed off that he was saying something about those shitty doors again. You fucking need therapy! And to which I replied, "Damn, there's something wrong with your head, I don't." And to which he replied, "What?" And I replied "Jajco" and he fucking replied "How can you talk to your old man like that! I'm kidnapping you to this Museum of Doors!" And when he said that, damn, I was so disappointed and furious and yes, EUGH, seriously, he needs to go to a psychologist, so erm, and when he said that, he did it, and I was so bored in that museum with doors because, damn, those are doors, not diamonds or something like that and after a second I turned on my phone and started full combo intense voices of Hatsune Miku. and suddenly he started yelling at me like damn, it's not my fault that I'm bored and he was hugging me almost all the time etc. the door and others were just looking at it, I know there are doors there even from the 17th century but ok it's just that it could have been "INTERESTING" but it still didn't interest me that much. Then we came home and I could then do my homework. But I still heard my old man talking to his co-workers about the door while playing cards. I don't know if you can call it an "employee" if all he does is talk at doors and play cards. And maybe he'll make dinner or something once, or breakfast or dinner. Even if he and his associates should be trying to kill these killer drones or something and not play cards from 7 a.m. to 4 p.m. like crazy?! Coming back to the present, a few days ago, when I was put to death, instead of trying to find or save me, he kissed me, flirted with the door and read an encyclopedia about doors. And he drank from a cup with the words "No. 1 Father" written on it NO SHIT. Once he tried to take him to a psychologist but he refused blah blah even if he seriously needed to go to a psychologist. Because he's some kind of psychopath or something, I don't know. But seriously, when I wanted to call the psychiatric hospital, he took my phone and gave me a fine, even if he seriously needed it. (Here's the translation i used google translate for this)