Lord farquaad was lying in his bed in his castle, scrolling through TikTok when he came across a James Charles Make-up video...
"WOW! HE'S REALLY GOOD at MAKE- UP! It looks just like Doja!" #Kittenz
Lord Farquaad said to his wall.
"I wonder if I could do a collab with him! I mean, I am the best at ASMR." '(*>﹏<*)′So Lord Farquaad decided to strength up the courage to DM James Charles and ask to collab with him. He broke into a cold sweat as he searched up his user and decided to follow him and waited for James to follow him back. After 75 years, Lord Farquaad finally got a notification that James followed him back. WHat a RUSH. Lord Farquaad gulped in excitement as he messaged him, introducing himself as the best ASMR- person online and how if James and Farquaad collabed, it would be so hip, and trendy. 😜
James immediately knew who Farquaad was and went on about how sooving his ASMR was:
Messages:James- "Omg Lord FARquaad, I am flattered that you would even think about wanting to collab with someone like me! i would LOVE TO meet up with u in order to work on the video."
Lord Farquaad- " Me too, when would u like to get started bbg 😣 "
James- "I was thinking maybe-"
So James and Lord Farquaad continued DM'ing each other until the weekend when Lord Farquaad flew out to visit James Charles for the video.Lord Farquaad arrived at James house in a taxi and texted James when he was outside. He pulled his suitcase out of the trunk and dragged it to the pavement in front of James house. *phone PINGS cutely*:
Messages:
James- "Okay, I'M CWOMING outside my pookie bear>"
Lord Farquaad- "Can't wait kwitten ;)"