Dave: remember that one time where expunged appeared at your farm and tried to get corn but you said that the corn was in a condition where it couldn't be harvested but they didn't care so you had to cuss the living shit out of them before they threw you into space so i had to get involved
Bambi: .....
what
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the best Dave and Bambi fanfic ever
Humorthe title is self explanatory might add more when I want to
