120 + random thoughts 2: electric boogaloo

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*driving*

Sophist: Oh, look, a jaywalker.

Brent: Oh, yeah.

Sophist: I could just run them over like a speed bump.

Brent: ...What?!

Sophist: Not actually!

Brent: Oh, OK.

*car speeds up*

Brent: Why are you speeding up?!

Sophist: Just to scare them a little! They shouldn't be jaywalking!

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hey all it's me again with another random thought about this random online friend group because I have nothing better to do and school has pretty much melted my brain so here we gooooooo

We all agree that Nick is the most toxic of the Party Crashers. It's pretty much his main trait at the moment. If you come last in any minigame, you're going to have a torrent of insults coming your way from him. However, there is a bit of a debate on who is the least toxic Party Crasher.

When talking about this, it's a battle for last place - there's no clear answer. Most people would say Vernias, but he can be just as toxic as Nick in certain situations. Some say it's Sophist, but him being annoying to his friends and just being chaotic makes him pretty toxic. So, with those ones ruled out, I believe Brent is the least toxic member of the Party Crashers.

While it is true that Brent has his toxic moments, he doesn't nearly have as much as the others, which is why people are so shocked when he is toxic.  I think the main reason why he isn't as toxic is because he always wins. If you're constantly in 1st, then you don't have to compete with anyone else for the top. This man is no tyrant. He is a truly noble King of Skill.

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