Royals (Heroes of Olympus Style)
Hazel: I pull out diamonds in with my flesh,
Frank: I try to keep my stick from burning to ash,
Percy: and I'm not proud of leaving Bob,
Annabeth: in a torn - up world, all quests are crazy,
Leo: but every song's like roman, graecus, Gaea and her forces,
Jason: bloodstains, flying, switching up my choices,
Piper: we don't care. I'm stealing Cadillacs cause I can.
Nico: but everybody's like two camps, death spots, rising the dead romans,
Reyna: coming solo, just to meet with Jason,
Piper: we don't care, we just want the Parthenon out of here.
Percy: and I'll never be a loser (loser), sassy runs in my blood.
Everyone: ...
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Percy Jackson Jokes
HumorJokes about the PJO and HoO series! If your a fan of the books, you'll probably want to check this out! :D (Note: I don't own any of these jokes. They belong to their original owners.)
