To Zoe: Have you seen any more dam snack bars in Elysium?
Yeah, Zoë, have you? -Percy
I still don't understand, you deformed acorn! -Zoë
I'm not a dam deformed acorn! (-Percy)
Yeah, and I still need the dam fries. -Grover
And I still need to use the dam restroom -Thalia
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Percy Jackson Jokes
HumorJokes about the PJO and HoO series! If your a fan of the books, you'll probably want to check this out! :D (Note: I don't own any of these jokes. They belong to their original owners.)