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They arrived , I am sitting in my room and reading my favorite novel but I cannot concenterate on it bcoz of talks that going on in hall

Talks that I hear
( popji :- aaye aaye hone vale samdhi ji , apka hi intzar tha , gale toh mil lijiye

Samdhi ji :- are ha rhe hari aaj ja kafi arshe ho gye mile hue, or kesi hai maaji, uncle ji pranam, or app sabhi ko mera nameste

Dadu :- are aao or behto toh shi sunil)

In these talks I get to know that uncle name is sunil, or he is that uncle that came home in midnight of winter with my father who gave me a box of chocolate, it 5 year old incident if I clearly remember when I was in 1 first year

Anyways, Im lost in my thoughts when my sisters come to take me with them, I just adjust my dupatta when my sister (ruhi said) :- didi, jiju is not come with them

I just simply nodded and go to hall and sit with my maa then my glance goes to a mid 50 woman, she was glaring at me and I see 👀 and remember that she is the one whom I met in sabjimandi of sikar chorahiya

Incident
( I was talking to siksha ji on phone, she was telling me that h need to take vegetables with u, then I was saying why me, there are many memeber in house they can buy from nearbly market but then I agree

My posting was in small district of sikar so usally I up down from my place to office form bus

So, I go to sabiji ki dukan and said are bhaiya ji jaldi si 5 kg pyaji, 2kg pata gobi, 1kg bindhi, 1 tamator, 2 aalu kr do are futrti se kr do

I was intrupted by woman who said

Woman :- are chori phele mein aai toh mein sabji phele leau

Me :- are aunty ji lele li jiyo per mahari bus nikale mein leba diyo the toh unheka hi ho

Woman :- inya kiya le ba duiyo

Me :- are bhiaya ji phele inhe hi dedo and later she just take 1/4 gram of mrichi and waste my time

And I hear horn and I turn
Me:- ale lo bus nikal gai, are kaha gai vo pauv mrichi vali aunty , ha vo rhi abhi batati hu

I go and turn her toward me and say :- are aunty ji nikal gai meri bus apke kraan abh ap chod ke aao merko, pauv hi toh mrichi thi badh mein hi le leti , mar thodi rhi thi

She:- are toh kya hua dusari bus aa jai

Me:- the le lao aakari bus hi mahre ghar ki , 😒

She :- are muh na bigad chori muh thod dena hai

Me:- acha thod ke dikao ap janti nhi hai kon hu mein

She :- ha ha bhout ache se janti hu thari jesi choriyo ne

Me:- apki toh aisi ki tesi bhaad mein jao apna ego leke

She :- abe hath

And later I just call my friend for car and come home)

I come out from my thought when I hear giggling sound

Then that aunty asked me :- beta kya kya bana leti toh

Me:- bewakoof, pagal, logo ka churma, logo ke dimag ka dahi, 😌

All laughes and my maa say :-majak, majak kr rhi hai glancing at me

She :- acha acha aisa hai kya, then she said mujhe ladki psnd hai,hame ishe kuch kaam nhi krana, intna toh yeh kamati hai ki khud ke kaam ke liye nokar chakar rakh le

My eyes wide up and I said :- heh! Aunty ji app Itne aache ho merse kuch nhi karwaoge

Anuty laughs and said nhi mane bhau chaiye norkarrani nhi

All started talking then aunty said I need to use restroom, maama said me, take her to restroom
Aunty to me:- tumhari posting kaha pe hai
Me:- jaha ham pheli baar mile the 😉
Aunty:- shram na aave  ankh marte hue
Me :- nhi mein toh beshram hu ap kr lo shram or shrma lo yehi soch ke koi ched rha hai
Aunty :- haye yeh chori
Me:- jo apko psnd aai
Aunty :- ha toh mahra beta khadoss, shadu, angry mood on, grumpy hai or tu ushke layak ik dam opposite toh psnd toh aani thi
Me:- acha toh apko mein ish liye psnd aai kyuki jab mein or apka beta ladenge toh apka enteriment hoga huh
Aunty :- ha 🤣😂
Me:- badi achi ho ap toh, or jao abh washroom jaldi se mummy pta nhi kya kya soch lengi jyada time laga toh 😁
Aunty :- huh, ha jati hu
Me:- hm jao jao 😜 and I wait for her few minutes then she came and say :- abhi tak yehi ho
Me:- ha, kahi ghum vhum ho gai toh sara inljam mere pe aaye ga, vese bhi bhouto ko bhagya hai
Aunty nooded
After sec she say :- ik bhaat puchu
Me:- ha ha jarur
She:- tum mere bete ko mujhes dur toh nhi karogi na
I glance at her and said :- apko mein aisi lagti hu, rishte todne vali, toh ap na mana kr do, na yeh meri fidrat mein hai or na mere parivaar valo ne sikya hai
Aunty :- are nhi per aaj kal ke maa baap ka dar yehi hota hai

Me:- ha ha fir thik hai, per ik baat bolu apke bete ko bigad pura dungi

She :- bigad dungi ka kya mtlb hai

Me:- jo ap soch rhi ho 😉

She :- mein toh kuch na soch rhi

Me:- toh demo du ya fir bol ke hi bata du

She :- ki batyegi tu

I goes near her and tickle her and run from there and go to Hall, after some time I back to my room. And start reading sometime later my all chilar party come with 2 gadhe I my room
Me:- abh kya hua
Ruhi:- abh teri hone vala pati toh aaya hi nhi or teri sass ko tu psnd aa gai agr tujhe bina ladke dikhaye hi shaadi krwa di toh tere ush test kya hoga
I nodded bcoz she is right
Me:- keh toh shi rhi hai bhains
Shubh :- are kutti didi aisa kuch nhi hoga vo ladka jaipur se aa rha hai ushki posting jaipur mein hai toh time toh lagega hi na
Me:- tujhe kese pta suwar
Vivek :- are bakari meine baar krte hue suna hai na
Me:- ohh aisa hai
Yug:- didi dekh lena psnd na aye toh
Me:- abh gonchu psnd nhi aaye ga toh kyu dekhugi
Kiya :- per meine toh suna hai handsome hai 😻
Me :- abh tujhe toh suwar ka pilla bhi handsome lagta hai
Megha :- oye sun didi sun meine suna hai ushki badi behen bhi na
Me:- toh!
Ruhi:- toh bhaiya ki shadi ushe kra dete hai college ki principle hai
Me:- ha ha kra dete hai kya kehte hai babu bhaiya
Vivek bhaiya :- abh jyada na ho rha abh or vese bhi vo engaged hai or ish feb mein shadi bhi hai
Me:- ohh sari jaankari hai mtlb dil tutta hai, vese hai toh badi sundar didi, ap kaho toh tudwa de sagai 😜

Vivek :- jyada na udh rhi tu

Me:- kaha yrr abhi toh pakh ughe hi nhi mere ughege toh hawa mein udgu gi

Shubh :- abh yrr chalo ishko or koi kaam nhi hai bas spane dekhne aate hai chodo ish kutti didi ko

Me:- abhe ja rhe kuku ke kale kawe

Ruhi, kiya, megha, yug together :- kuku ke kale kawe 🤨 yeh kuku kon hai shubh bhai

Shubh :- abh koi nhi hai yeh chudail aise hi bol rhi hai ishe apne sapne dekhne do chalo aate hi honge hamre hone jijaji

Me:- abe bhago yaha se sale chu**iyo

After some time I again hear car horn and after few seconds kiya come and said :- didi sachi jijaji hai toh bade handsome , mana krne se phele 100 baar soch lena , ohk bye mein ushke sath aaye hue bhaiya se baat chot krti hu or puchti hu ki koi chota bhai hai kya 😁

And she run away saying all this shit


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