(In the church for the minecraft villagers moms funeral)
Tow mater walks into the room and walks up to the podium. "Good morning everyone thank you for being here. Minecraft villager will be speaking later." Tow mater says.
Tow mater keeps talking for about 30 minutes about minecraft villagers mom and shit.
(Then 1 hour later)
"I now present you minecraft villager" Tow mater says. Minecraft villager walks up to the podium and starts yapping as Tow mater walks off.
(2 hours later)
"OK we will now open the casket for those who want to see her" minecraft villager Says. As a line forms 2 men open the casket.
Screams and shrieks fill the room. Minecraft villager looks over to the casket and sees Ice spice and Tow mater having rough, kinky, anal sex.
The end
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