WE'RE BACK BABY!
(Shut up nerd)
*Ahem*
We start the season with Damien waking up on his couch, with Ripper, Axel, Zee, Burger MK and Priya sitting on his couch and eating cereal.
(Burger is the intern girl. If you haven't seen Sea-Venture. Peasant.)
"Yup... this feels familiar..."
-Damien
Karl is outside still.
"Good morning Damien! Lovely season we're about to have!"
-Karl
"Hey, why IS Karl outside anyways..?"
-Burger
"My mom hates him so he got banned. There's an entire story you could tell with that- but I do not feel like wasting 22 minutes on that.."
-Damien
"Hey! Damien! You wanna watch some of your best moments on the new season of Total Drama?"
-Priya
"NO! No! I mean.. No!"
-Damien
Everyone goes silent as they go back to the show.
Damien seems a little more sad, sighing and groaning at the television show.
"...hey. You okay?"
-Ripper
"Meh."
-Damien
Priya gets up.
"Hey, I gotta go.."
-Priya
Axel gets up as well.
"I'll walk you out."
-Axel
Axel and Priya go to the doorway as Damien sighs again.
"Dude.. do you need some self-actualization or something?"
-Zee
"That doesn't make any sense."
-Burger
"Nothing makes sense anymore."
-Damien
Just then, MK gets a call.
"Oh, hold on- it's Julia."
-MK
MK picks up the phone and Julia comes on screaming.
"MK! GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"
-Julia
"Why-?"
-MK
Julia hangs up the phone.
"Ugh.."
-MK
"You just let her yell at you?"
-Burger
"Well, I'm her social media manager. It's sorta my job.."
-MK
"Job? I want a job...! I've been trying to save up for this cool 2x2 board I found on the ground.."
-Zee
"We might have a position for you Zeeker, come with me if you want a job."
-MK
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Totally Dramatic High
HumorAfter everything the newest cast of Total Drama has been through, they're ready to leave behind the spotlight and go back to having a regular life. But with crazy fans, terrible food and worse people, and the return of one crazy host turned princip...
