We start the episode with Damien, Ripper, Axel, Zee and Karl walking into Totally Dramatic High.
"AHHHH! Look at this! Our old friends have finally returned! Hi Damien~!"
-Chris
"I'm gonna file a restraining order against all the adults in this school."
-Damien
"As you should."
-Axel
Just then, Burger comes up to Karl and kisses him.
"Heya Burger! How's ya liking the new school environment?"
-Karl
"It stinks."
-Burger
"Well I'm glad I asked!"
-Karl
"Did we all get our schedules..?"
-Axel
"YUP!"
-Ripper
Axel takes Ripper's paper and puts it next to hers.
"Whew.. all the same classes this year. Good."
-Axel
"Can't say the same for me though.."
-Damien
"Mines just says to take the 9th Grade again.. SWEET! I'll get to see Tess again! She was pretty cool!"
-Zee
"No, I think that means you probably barely passed 11th Grade."
-Damien
"Ohhh~! Look at the SCHOLAR here.."
-Ripper
"At least we all have the same first period together."
-Karl
"Miss Blabberton?"
-Damien
The teens walk into the room to see Staci (from Revenge) blabbering on about history.
"...why am I not surprised?"
-Axel
"HAI~! I'm Miss Blabberton! And for your first assignment of the year- you must make an ESSAY about your feelings!"
-Staci
Everyone groans as we see Wayne hiding his head, looking uhm...
More- "Emo."
(Emo Wayne..?)
Yes.
(Season 3 is already the worst one so far.)
"Oh cmon guys! It's not even that bad! It's like- 3000 words!"
-Staci
Everyone audibly groans.
"NO ONE EVEN WANTS TO READ PAST 210 WORDS!"
-Zee
"Yeah! It's a waste of time! All to express my FEELINGS! UGH!"
-Ripper
"I'd like to express my feelings on Nichelle..!"
-Emo Wayne
"...who are you?"
-Damien
"It's me!"
-Emo Wayne
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Totally Dramatic High
HumorAfter everything the newest cast of Total Drama has been through, they're ready to leave behind the spotlight and go back to having a regular life. But with crazy fans, terrible food and worse people, and the return of one crazy host turned princip...
