a new day has risen in fucking and a new person has arrived in town. his name was caillou. caillou was a really weird twink with problems, and a lack of friends. he messaged his groupchat with his boyfriend and his best friend. "sarah, lee, im so scared for my new school today UwU" he says as he walks in with his new uniform on.
Y/n walked thru the hallway and seen a new boy, getting excited. They walk up and looked at the new boy as the new boy looks back. "Hai kawaii senpai!~" y/n says to the twink. the twink curled his toes and smiled. "H-hi" he said as he blushed, seeing corona chris walk up. caillou thought corona chris was HOT. he stared in awe until he watched as he put his arm around y/n. his eyes turned red out of anger and he killed y/n right then and there. corona chris laughed as he watched y/n die, and obama showed up. they all made out. "caillou you're so much better than y/n" corona chris said, and obama agreed. "yes indeed. caillou is the better one. so not like y/n" he started twerking agreesively then killed himself cutely and then came back to life and started ninja chopping everyone and yet he was still twerking. the end.
bts jimin
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