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Liam retuen

I'm honestly not sure how Liam died in the last three chapters, but he must've because like oh yeah, he got a dick like a penis went through his bum and came out his mouth so that's an interesting story. Anyway, this is the start of the chapter by the way

Once upon a time, there was a fair maiden named Liam Liam lived in this little heart, outside the castle, and Ula and Noah Jenkins were the king, and the queen Noah Jenkins were like hey, we should let that meet we Lassie in our house she's such a sweet little girl, and they let Liam in their house Liam was really nice and did all the chairs and cleaned up after himself, but then he realised one day Mr Ashworth, I have a crush on the French teacher down the road so he goes to that French teachers house down the road. I'm not French teacher also has a little bit of a crush on the fair maiden Liam so fair maiden. Liam goes with her Knox and says hey baby, do you want to be my husband and partner in crime and then the husband is like oh my God, yeah I would love Mr Ashworth is like oh my God, yeah I would love to be your husband they get married Noah and Ula Jenkins are like the guest and Grace is the bridesmaid and all that, and they have a really beautiful wedding, and Liam is in a wedding dress, and Mr Ashworth is naked the whole time because he doesn't believe in clothes And then Mr Ashworth gets accused of touching kids because Liam was underage the whole time he was like 6, and Mr Ashworth is like 50s something so that's like not okay and then they don't live happily ever after because that's illegal and then they got a lot of trouble for like dating because he was underage And then like oh my God you know what I don't really like any of these people I'm gonna go and marry fucking I don't know he find out he has a crush on Noah. I know it's like I don't like you I'm not gay I mean I don't like fair maiden like you and this fair maiden Liam is like but I love you, Noah and Noah like no I'm in love with Ula I need Ula in my life I can't live without Ula so he's like oh okay fine then and he becomes his sneaky link his sneaky link Sneaky link together sneaky link and like I don't wanna do this anymore. I'm in love with it and I love not being in love with literally everything okay Ula is everything so he's like I'm never gonna see you again. Liam Liam go home go Liam to Liam like okay I'll go back to my first true love my first ever true love he goes back to primary school. He knocks on a random fucking classroom and Mr Miller open the door and you know Mr Miller says Mr Miller says you ruined my life you better leave right now if you don't leave I'm gonna call the police so Liam is really distressed. He's so upset, and then he says Mr Craven on his way out, he shagged Mr Craven in the boys toilet for 3 1/2 hours the end