Trying to steal my stuff, are we!? Well that's not... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're alive! You're not dead at all! Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! You're flesh, bone and... Wait, you have questions for me? You're a bunch of curious little mortals, aren't you? Well, alright. You twisted my wing. It would be rude of me to ignore your pressing questions, wouldn't it? That would make me a bad host.
So, you want to ask me stuff, you curious little mortal? This is going to be a hoot! Hang on while I put some rules down. Some mortals who act like the afterlife doesn't exist is the reason why we cannot have nice things!
1. NO SEXUAL SHIT. I'm ace! And homoromantic. So please, for the love of the afterlife... Keep it safe but dark.
2. Dark questions are allowed but no NSFW! Again, I'm ace and I consider it repulsive!
3. Have fun!
4. If you can't say it to a professor without getting in trouble, don't say it to me!
