tell me when you're sober | sope

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-someone name this chat i beg-

jimin: hey whore

yoongi: tf is this

jimin: a group chat i made

jimin: with people who actually came out before

yoongi: oh

yoongi: hi

yoongi: who is everyone

jungkook: im jungkook

taehyung: im the hot beautiful sexy bitch tae

jimin: yum

yoongi: i know you two

yoongi: dumb fucks

taehyung: if im dumb how the fuck did i get into uni

jungkook: didnt you get an unconditional offer

taehyung: YEAH BUT I STILL GOT THE GRADES

jungkook: yeah but we still havent seen your grades in person

taehyung:

taehyung: there

jungkook: BYE IM DONE

seokjin: im jin i think im in your year

hoseok: me tooooooo

hoseok: im hoseok

seokjin: more like hoe suck

hoseok: die

seokjin: okay 😍

namjoon: and you know me

yoongi: noooo really

yoongi: i didnt think i did joon

yoongi: not like we where in the same accom last year

yoongi: and we live in the same student house

hoseok: omg you guys have a student house

yoongi: you dont?

hoseok: unfortunately we are just in the same accom as last year

hoseok: because someone didnt want to go looking so we just ended up staying in the same accom

seokjin: shut up my seminars where always at awkward times

hoseok: I TOLD YOU THE WHOLE YEAR TO CHANGE TO MINE

seokjin: fuck it our accom was cheaper then most houses

hoseok: what by like ₩5,000

hoseok: that we have to spend every week on circuit laundry anyways