Monty: Earth is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Sun: Punch them in the stomach.Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Lunar: Tackle them!
Moon: Dump them.
Fc: Kick them in the shin!
Earth: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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