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Book 1 in a series of books making fun of both Incorrect Quotes Generators and whatever fandom I am in during that point in time.

42. great chat

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by Gwendolynsniket

by Gwendolynsniket

Sun: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Lunar: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Sun: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Moon: Actually, I did the math, and Lunar would have $225, not $0.15.

Lunar: Fam, I'm right here....

Earth: If I had a dollar, I would buy a can of soda :)

Lunar: While you're there, could you buy me an apply juice, please?

Earth: Sorry, I only have a dollar

Lunar: :(

Moon: Hey, I just realized my friend is right, Lunar would have $22, 500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Earth: If I had $22, 500, I would buy a can of soda and apply juice

Moon: You can buy anything you want with $22, 500

Solar: Yeah, and they want soda and apply juice

Moon: Apply juice to what

Sun: Directly to the forehead

Ruin: Great chat, everyone