Fades in to O'Malley and Lopez standing on a base in a cold desolate-looking place
O'Malley: (evil laughter) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru-Frutition. Fr-
Lopez: [Fruition.]
O'Malley: Oh, shut up.
Lopez: [Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof.]
O'Malley: Now to bring together my enemies.
Cut to Vic's control panel, with the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red
Vic: Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.
Vic's answering machine: Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo....yo.
O'Malley: Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter).
Vic: Oh hey, Doctor Baron von Evil Satan, what's up dude?
O'Malley: Don't screen my calls, Vic.
Vic: Dude, you don't come up on caller ID I'm not just gonna answer anything-
O'Malley: Caller ID? I'm in hiding you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the universe! (evil laughter)
Doc: We're also on the Do Not Call List.
O'Malley: Oh, shut up.
Vic: So how's that plot going dude.
O'Malley: Magnificent! (evil laughter) I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil laughter).
Vic: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude.
O'Malley: (laugh continues) Ha.
Vic: I know you're swamped.
O'Malley: Then the universe will be mine and I'll crush every living soul in to dust, hahaha! Except or you of course Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher.
Vic: Okay, dude. Looking forward to that.
Cut to Sarge, Spectator, 404(Mercury), Simmons and Caboose in their janitor closet
Simmons: And that brought you back here. So, theoretically one of these teleporters should transport us back to Blood Gulch, or anywhere else that we want to go. Do you understand?
Caboose: Yes. No. What does thermoretically mean?
Simmons: I probably could have saved a lot of time by telling you these things worked by magic.
Caboose: I thought you told the story well. I liked all the parts with me in them.
Spectator: Well, technically, it's not magic, Caboose. It's advanced scientific principles and technology at work. But I guess you can still think of it as magic if it makes you happy.
404 (Mercury): (Chuckles) Theoretical physics, not magic. You gotta appreciate the difference.
Spectator: Alright, smarty-pants, no need to cut me off.
Sarge: Any idea which ones go where?
Simmons: Man um... not really. I found you three guys by accident. And I don't want to start using teleporters at random.
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Red vs Blue (Season Three) | A Courier Guy (Male Oc) (HIATUS)
RandomWhat happened to 404? Why he suddenly become Mercury? Is that his A.I name? The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand y...
