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A/N: Where are you reading from?
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I groaned, half wishing a hole would open up and suck me into it.
"No wonder you're cranky," my mother continued. "You know it's important to have a balanced diet." She eyed my aura again. "I can see you rather like this boy. Why didn't you ever mention him to me?"
"Because you'd ask me about relinks, like a weirdo.... People don't talk that way in the human world, ma. They don't even know what that stuff is, so no, I didn't ask my very mortal boyfriend to wear some weird sacred ring around his cock."
"Boyfriend?" She had a tone.
Never mind that 'situationship' was likely more accurate a term. I exhaled and rubbed the bridge of my nose. "Yes, boyfriend. You know, those things you have several of."
