the title says it all, but here's some elaboration.
My six year old cousin, let's call him bowl.
So, He's six, right?
He's OVER 109 POUNDS.
I'M NOT SHITTING YOU.
So, today we had to visit his house cause I don't know, my parents just do that.
He jumped ontop of me (REMEMBER THE WEIGHT)
And now my back hurts and i feel old as hell.
Now, I'm not done yet.
We were just chilling, right?
Me, my sister, and my 2 cousins.
Bowl over here is standing about 2 feet away from me.
He says, AND I QUOTE, "I peed my pants."
But- He hadn't.
Not yet.
No, that would be too easy.
This kid is just- y'know, standing a couple feet away from me, AND THEN HE PISSES ON THE FLOOR. RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
AND MY GAG REFLEX
OH, THAT DAMN GAG REFLEX ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED TO THROW HANDS WITH A SIX YEAR OLD AT THAT MOMENT?!?!?
I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU-
(159 words)
