OKAY SO THE FUNNIEST THING JUST HAPPENED
SO I WAS IN CLASS, RIGHT? AND I SIT NEXT TO THIS DYSLEXIC KID, AND SO I WAS HELPING HIM WITH THE WORK. And so- I'm helping this kid, right? Some idiot and his friend walk up to me, and this is how the conversation went:
Idiot1: "Hey, do you have a crush?"
Me: "Uh- no."
Idiot1: "Yeah you do."
Me: "but- I don't??" (i literally don't😭✌)
Idiot2: "Is it me?"
Me: "No, I have taste."
Everyone in the classroom: "DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNN"
My friend: "YOU ATE THAT UP BESTIEEE"
AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I JUST INSULTED ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR KIDS IN THE GRADE-
