HOLA! HELLO! HOWDYDOODYTHERE! GENTLES AND LADYMEN, welcome to my book of Random Crazieness!
I will be just being random here.
I may include one shots or imagines, i don't know yet. I just want to share my thoughts etc.
there will be swearing.
There will be SINGING.
There will be references to obscure books/webcomics/fandoms.
I will provide a dictionary here for odd words i might use, though i might define them again later.
Howdydoodythere
Meaning:Hello.
Language:Dragonese.
Source:How To Train Your Dragon books.
Punk rock
Meaning:Cool
Language: Daphneish.
Source:the Sisters Grimm.
Cakesniffer
Meaning: an Uncool person
Language:English
Source:A Series of Unfortunate Events, book 5, the Austere Academy.
Jerkazoid
Meaning:a person whose jerkiness isn't natural, it's super powered.
Language: Daphneish.
Source:the Sisters Grimm.
Hraka (i think that's spelled right)
Meaning:Droppings, shit.
Language:Lapine. (I think that's spelled right)
Source:Watership Down
Teakettling
Meaning:squeeing at teakettle-like pitch.
Language:English
Source:the Pillow Fort O' Feels
Flailping dance
Meaning:a dance that's a cross between flapping and flailing one's arms.
Language:english
Source:Pillow Fort O' Feels
C. I. C. cart
Meaning :Cakes and Ice Cream cart, a transport method for important items needed for fanpeople in distress.
Language:English
Source:Pillow Fort O' Feels
Glitter-oxygen mask
Meaning: a glittery oxygen mask used to help revive fanpeople who have fainted due to lack of air from teakettling.
Language: English
Source: Pillow Fort O' Feels
Pillow Fort O' Feels
Meaning:Home-base of the Namesake fandom.
Shoutouts!
Wolph Strykes on Disqus, you are one of my internet-besties!!! MWAH!!!!
Intellectual CORVUS Dark on Disqus, HIIIIIIIIIII I MISS YOU WHY DID YOU STOP REPLYING ON THE GUESS THE LYRICS CHAINNNNNN oON FREAKSHOWWWWWWWWWW
Mad Hatter on Disqus, U R AWESOME
Mama Blaze (not her username) on Disqus, I've taken a c. I. C. Cart to Wattpad and am trying to make u proud!
Isa and Meg, creators of namesake, U ROCK!
@I_Stole_Your_Burger, hi sweetie! How are you?
Uhhhhhh yeah CYA!!
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