- gives u free milkshake
- i have a headcanons that he can turn into a swinning boat, so you can ride him (DONT THINK DIRTY)
- secretly takes photos of u and saves it as wallpaper
- bro is very sturdy, can litt do tiktok dances, so he does them with you.
- you gays never agree
Edit: I SAE I WROTE "GAYS" INSTEAD OF "GUYS" AND "AGREE" INSTEWD LF "ARGUE" 💀 ☠️
