Valentines Chapter: Single...maybe? (not cannon)

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Author Kun:...fuck my urge to make Special chapters I'm supposed to be sleeping damnit....(I'm writing this before Valentines day)

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Iska Pov

It's official boys...the day where everyone will remind you you're still single is here.... Valentines day...

FFFFUUFUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!

WHY,WHY AM I HERE JUST TO SUFFER ITS NOT LIKE I WANT SOME GIRLFRIEND OR ANYTHING BAKA!-Definitely not a Tsundere Iska

Anyways as for what I'm doing right now...Watching Jyamato's having a lovely date...and I'm about to ruin it for them~~~.

I grabbed a nearby pistol...don't ask me how I smuggle them her in Japan, And I aimed at the Jyamato who I think is a girl?...and bang...she dead Jyamato will commit Suicide or be depress I don't care if I can't be happy no one can!.

After witnessing the Jyamato crying over the dead Girlfriend he had I Sneakily Ambushed him and slit his throat

"Happy Valentines day...oh wait...they're dead...", I sheathe back the knife and walk away

"Man... guess I'll enjoy this...day...I guess.... because....LOOK ST THOSE MEAT!", I pointed my finger at the meat stand

"Meat...more meat...That could fill me up nicely" I began to rub my hand in Anticipation don't you know how they made this year's meat cheap! I want to  sit on my knees and open my mouth for those HUGE TENDER GIRTHY MEAT!. Oh how tempting it is to buy all of them...but...I ended up leaving my Wallet at my apartment......

"...shit...my wallet is not with me...", then as if world decided to spite me there was 20 ugly bastards buying the meats

"LETS CELEBRATE BY STUFFING ALOT OF MEAT IN OUR MOUTHS BOYS!"

"YEAH!" they raised they're fist in the air and....left me with nothing...and there were dozen flocks of couples...

"Are you belittling me because I'm single, world....?" I look up at the sky

"Worst day of my life..." I sighed in resignation and walk away to where? I don't know.

Artoria Pendragon pov

I tried making chocolate for Iska~~ I force feed birth with my abomination of chocolates that I don't think anyone could survive it upon eating them now I'm having chocolate stains on my clothes

I tried making chocolate for Iska~~ I force feed birth with my abomination of chocolates that I don't think anyone could survive it upon eating them now I'm having chocolate stains on my clothes

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"This is the 177013th time I failed...*sigh*" I stopped what I was doing and sat at the nearby chair I look at my hands covered with Chocolate and decided to pick my hands

"I wonder what you taste Iska..." I still remembered we used to...lick each other...no he didn't give me cunnilingus or anything...we just...enjoy licking each other's finger whenever there's chocolate and I admit it was my fault that weird couple quirk started.

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