FMS Incorrect Quotes

Steve Saga Origins again

I really really like SSO. Once again disclaimer for swears and dirty jokes

Nightmare: All I did was kill thousands of people, is that really such a crime?
Rainbow:
Rainbow: Yes?!

Purple: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Professor Red: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Blue: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Red: I handle our accounting.

Professor Red: *sighs* I have no friends...
Rainbow:
Rainbow: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Nightmare: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Dark: You and me!
Nightmare: *tearing up* Ok.

Yellow: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Rainbow: When I was a kid, Nightmare told me that the paper strip that's in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
Professor Red: They are!
Rainbow: FOR REAL?
Professor Red: No! Why would you fall for it again?

Blue:  Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Rainbow: How can you still say that?
Blue: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

Rainbow: That's why we needed to get an expert.
Professor Red: Oh, really? Who did you get?
Rainbow: *stares*
Professor Red: Oh! Right, that's me... Yes.

Professor Red: y'know, sometimes I wish you'd just accept you made a mistake.
Purple, holding back tears and stirring coffee: I like it with salt

Purple, to Rainbow: I'll be under the mistletoe in case you start feeling desperate!

Purple: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Professor Red: ICARUS?

Yellow: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Rainbow: What?
Yellow: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Blue: What are you doing here?
Rainbow: I could ask you the same question.
Blue: I live here. This is my house.
Rainbow: I should probably ask you a different question.

Rainbow: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Rainbow: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Hypno: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
Rainbow: Ominous positivity.

Yellow, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Purple: I'm standing under the mistletoe!
Professor Red: that's basil
Purple: oh, that's a shame! I would've kissed you otherwise...
Professor Red: yeah, still basil

Rainbow: Please pray for Hypno.
Blue: What happened to them?
Rainbow: Nothing, they're just very stupid.

Rainbow: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

Elder Blue: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Rainbow: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Professor Red: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Green: I'm doing my best.
Rainbow: You're not doing anything.
Green: Yes, that's what I'm best at.

Dark: You played me!
Rainbow: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Rainbow: Why are you on fire?
Professor Red: This is just how my day is going.

Green: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Rainbow: Awww, thanks-
Green: That's not a good thing.
Rainbow: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.