Hallooo Xanthos here we're gonna start off with some of the minors quotes (Ps. Hope you all have a good day.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tommy: What? I'm not aggressive!
Ranboo: Yesterday You attacked me with a gun and then proceeded to steal my chocolate chips.
Tommy: Survival of the fittest, bitch
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Tommy: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Tubbo: The Cow?!
Tommy: What!!
Purpled: Tubbo!! NOO!!
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Ranboo: This bloodline ends with me
Tommy: That is the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Ranboo: So, What is Tommy to you?
Purpled: The reason I wake up every morning.
Ranboo: Awww that's adorable
Tommy earlier that morning, barging into Purpleds room, smacking two frying pans together: WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP, WAKE UP!!!!!
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Tubbo: Ranboo annoyed me today so I told them I couldn't wait to see what they have planned for our special day together.
Tommy: But there's nothing special tomorrow?
Tubbo: But there is something special about watching the color drain out of their face as the panic and internal screaming take over.
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Purpled: Happy Throwback Thursday!! Here is a throwback, remember that time when Tommy ate an entire tube of lipstick?!:D
Tommy, whining: But why would they make it cherry-flavored if you can't eat it? D:
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Tommy: *Writing a letter*
Tommy: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty and it was worth it you Fat, judgemental bastard.
