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Philza: Are you okay?
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Philza: Tommy and Wilbur always accuse me of having a favorite child that's not true.
Philza: I love all the Technoblades and all of the not Technoblades equally.
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Tommy: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms what does it do to babies?
Philza: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Tommy: It's like rock paper scissors, Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, Condom defeats baby.
Technoblade: Rock also defeats baby.
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Technoblade:*Hugs Tommy from behind*
Technoblade: *Tucks Tommy's hair behind his ear*
Technoblade*Whispering* Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body
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Wilbur: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Tommy: It's not water
Wilbur: Vodka! I like your sty-
Tommy: It's vinegar
Wilbur: .....What?
Tommy: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
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Wilbur: Life keeps fucking me and I don't know the safe word.
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Technoblade: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for six hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Technoblade: I will not yield
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Philza: Tommy are you drinking ....... drinking hydrogen peroxide?
Tommy: It says H2O2! That means it's the sequel to water.
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Tommy: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.
Technoblade: Aw .... that's not true.
Technoblade: I'd be exactly the same.
Technoblade: You're not important.
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Technoblade: I am never having another argument with Tommy, he literally started his argument with "Riddle me this".
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Philza: We need to distract these guys.
Technoblade: Leave this to me.
Technoblade: Centaurs have six legs therefore insects discuss.
Wilbur & Tommy: *Immediatly start arguing*
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