"Capsaicin (Shrek)"

Part 1 - "All Star"

shinygreememraldz Presents: "Capsaicin" (Shrek)

Once Upon a Time, There was a Lovely Princess. But She Had an Enchantment Upon Her  of a Fearful  Sort which could only be Broken by True Love's First  Kiss. She was Locked in a Castle Guarded By a Terrible Fire-Breathing Dragon Many Brave Knights  had attempted to Free Her from This Dreadful prison But Non-Prevailed. She Waited  in the Dragon's Keep in The Highest Room of The Tallest Tower for her True Love and True Love's First Kiss.

Capsaicin (V.O): *Chuckles* "Like That's Ever Gonna Happen!"

"What a Load Of"-*Toilet Flushing*

(All Star - Smash Mouth Plays)

Somebody once told me
The world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming

And they don't stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get boredHey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

(Song Ends And We See an Angry Mob Using Their Pitchforks and Torches To Attack)

Prune Juice Cookie: "Who are The People out There in Our Window?"

Capsaicin: "Well, It's The Villagers In our Place. Leave It To Me, I Will Get Them Away! Now You Stay Inside."

Prune Juice Cookie: "Okay."

Villager 1: "Think It's in There?"

Villager 2: All right. Let's get it!

Villager 3: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

Villager 4: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

Capsaicin Cookie (V.O): (Laughing) 

Capsaicin Cookie: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

One of the Villagers: No!

Capsaicin Cookie: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.

Villager: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

Capsaicin Cookie Puts His Fingers in Mouth and Puts out The Fire of A Torch. 

Villager: Right.

 And Then.....*ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR!!!*

Capsaicin Cookie Let's Out of Loud Roar Scaring The Angry Mob.

And The Villagers Stopped Screaming When Capsaicin Stopped Roaring at Them.

Capsaicin Cookie: *Whispers* This is the part where you run away.

And With That, The Villagers Ran Away and Never Came Back!

Prune Juice Cookie: *Walks In Front of Capsaicin Cookie* Great Job Capsaicin Cookie! Leave.

Capsaicin Cookie: *Laughing* -And stay out!

But Then, There Was A Poster That Was in The Ground That Said: "Wanted. FairyTale Creatures."

Capsaicin Cookie Picks it Up.

"Wait, What's This?" Said Prune Juice Cookie.

Capsaicin Cookie Said "Well, Let's Just Leave It There."

Then Capsaicin Cookie Drops it On The Floor.