Hell Bent for Whiskey

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"Wiseguys vs Zombies." Ironwood said confused "The hell dose that mean."

"You heared me right general." Jacob said "In this Universe Ruby and Jaune are not Huntsman, but instead gangsters during the era of prohibition."

"Wait...ME!!" Jaune said "Im a gangster in this universe."

"Indeed you are, you and Ruby are known Gangsters working for the Mob."

"Well..fuck me." Jaune said as pyrrha patted him on the back 

"And prohibition...back when we tried to ban anyform of alcohol due to the belief that it was ruining our society." Iornwood said 

"And boy did it fail felt like everyone was drinking booze, heard some stories that some grimm got involved." Qrow said 

"Okay thats cool and all..but where the fuck do the zombies come into the mix." Yang said 

"Well thats for you all to find out." Jacob said before telling a soldier "Play the Universe player."

The Soldier nods before activating the device as the screen lights up. 

It begins showing barrels full of alchaol as the Camrea slowly moves to show more barrels as Rain can be heard.

"Wow..thats a lot of beer." Weiss said

The Camrea moves to show even more barrels the room being completely filled with barrels of alchol. 

"Holy shit thats a lot of barrels!!" Yang said 

"My happy place." Qrow said as Winter rolled her eyes

"Sint Lukas." Blake said confused 

"Must be some one important or somthing." Phyrra said

As the camrea moves showing even more barrel it changes to show large storage units compleatly filled with alcohol 

"FUCKING HOW MUCH WHISKY!!" Ironwood yelled 

"Jesus..." One guard said "And i though americas prohibition was bad." One guard said 

"Wait..you guys had a prohibition period to." Yang said 

"Yeah America did back in the 1920s, compleatly failed." The Guard said 

"Man...2 times tried, 2 times ended in distatar." Jaune said 

"Hey you know what they say no one can stop a mans love of whisky." Nora said with a smile 

"No ones ever said th..." Only to be shushed by Ren 

"Shhhh." He said putting a finger on Jaunes lips before retuning to the screen 

As the Camrea contiunes showing more and more barrels the voice of Ruby was heard as she said. 

"It was the 1928 Jaune and me were main members of the schnee gang those days its was a bad time in remeant, crookied politicians, slumping stock prices and above all prohibition ."

The Audiences was silent for a moment before Weiss and Winter shouted.

"FUCKING WHAT!!" 

"THE SCHNEE GANG!!" Weiss yelled in horror 

"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE A GANG IN THIS UNIVERSE!!"

"AND WHY IS JAUNE AND MY SISTER WORKING FOR THEM!!" Yang screamed 

"YEAH WHY AM I WORKING FOR THEM!!!!" Jaune said 

Ozpin quieted them with a chough before saying "Why i dont have the infromation about why the schnees are a gang in this universe i think i can let the Veiwing explain for itself so far." Ozpin said pointing to the screen as everyone watched

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