𝕳𝖆𝖟𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖘

Incorrect Quotes

This is so random, but....HERE WE GO-

SWEAR WARNING
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Alastor: "Angel, you would taste delicious..."

Angel Dust: "Heh! Thanks, Al...."

Alastor: Smiling intensifies..

Angel Dust: "You mean in bed, right...? RIGHT!?"
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Lucifer: "Okay, listen here dipshit! If you touch my daughter, I swear to my da-"

Charlie: "BuT dAd...I'm GaY!-"
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Baxter: "STOP TOUCHING MY STUFF!!"

Everyone: "WE HAVEN'T-"

Baxter: "THEN WHO HAS!-"

Y/N: "IT'S ME! YES, IT'S ME!-"
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Alastor: "Angel, I will eat you up..~"

Angel Dust: "Al....I'm not falling for this again!"

Alastor: "I'm serious.."

Angel dust: "OH!"

Proceeds to take clothes off.

Alastor: "Hah! I'm kidding!"

Angel Dust: "I.....What...?"
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Y/N: "I like waffles..."

Alastor: "I don't relate to that at all!"
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Sir Pentious: "Baxter! My best friend...~"

Baxter: "I. Am. Not. Your. FRIEND!-"
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Husk: "SHUT YOUR TRAP OR I WILL SMASH A BOTTLE OVER YOUR HEAD-"

Angel: "KiNkY-"
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Lucifer: "Rubber ducks smell like Rubber..."

Charlie: "Dad.....What...?"
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Vox: "Valentino smells like c-"

Valentino: "No, I d-!"

Vox: "Cum."

Valentino: "YOU BI-"
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Cherri Bomb: "Hey Angie! You are fucked up!"

Angel Dust: "Why would you say that...."

*Cries in full volume.*

6 hours later

Angel Dust: "WAHHAHSHWHSHSHEJE"
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Word Count: 232

Most of these are mine and one is based on episode one and Another one is based on episode 5 and one is based on someone else's but I don't know their user :(