𝕳𝖆𝖟𝖇𝖎𝖓 𝕳𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖑 𝕾𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖘

Happy day in hell if Charlie didn't pay taxes

Hello!

I wrote this myself so 😭

Enjoy.

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Charlie: "I can fake it. Somehow, I know it. I'll get the FBI off my back."

Vaggie: "Charlie, hold on."

Charlie: "There's just no way they can find it. Because it's hidden in my bank account!"

Vaggie: "You need to pay them!"

Charlie: "To change their minds! And their brains! So they won't put me in jail.."

Vaggie: "This could be bad.."

Charlie: "Cheer up, Vaggie! This could be swell! Something tells me that today will be a tax-free day in hell!"

Vaggie: "Okay, but just don't...kill them.."

Angel dust: "That bitch is wielding a knife!"

Vaggie: "Is she..?"

Angel dust: "Oh she's singing."

Vaggie: "OH NO-"

Charlie: "There's the beautiful scent of tax free days in the air. Anyone could be watching it's hard not to stare! Is there a sound behind me? I really don't care! And I don't mind the jail!!! It's a tax-free day in hell! Hi police man!"

Security: "Go to jail!"

Police: "There's tax evaders out here, I can tell."

Charlie: "Hello!"

More police: "Got a ton of taxes that you need to pay!"

Charlie: "Ah, excuse me!"

Ugly bitch: "Doing what is required we all have to pay."

More people: "I don't pay though!"

Everyone: "Another pricey day in hell!"

Charlie: "If I can hide my bank account for a little while longer they will think I pay!"

Vaggie: "Charlie, they already know!"

Charlie: "I don't need to pay my taxes! Fuck the police!!"

Vaggie: "Charlie Fucking pay!!!!"

Charlie: "I can hear the sirens, the far and the near and yes I know I'm banned for a year, but if I isolated myself and kill the police just downtown!! It'll be tax free day in hell!"

Charlie: "From Dubai where I'm banned from all of the stores to Canada and Tokyo! And also in hell where I don't wear a frown cause I'M A TAX EVADER! And I don't give a crow that the police are right behind me! Cause I know I can persuade them not to give me jail timeeeeeee I can do this! Somehow I know it! I'll get the policemen off my back! There's just no way! They can find it! Cause it's hidden in my-"

Person: "Are you that tax evader?"

Charlie: "Uh, you got the wrong gal, I'm just gonna....GO HIDE IN MY HOTEL!!!!"

Person: "I'm calling the police!"

Charlie: "I can already tell! Today is gonna be a tax-free day in HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!"

A/N

YAYY

I DID THIS ON THE SPOT-

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