You and honeydew are walking down a mysterious alleyway when fucking lankybox appear?!!!!?!?
“omg who the fuck are you??” you say, scared out your mind
“ahah! We are the people who made murder drones fans shit thensleves after we made a video of it!” that purple haired twink said as if he could be found at the end kf a rainbow, more like he is the rsinbow but like let's just do the story.
“holy shit, whats that!?!?!?!” honeydew shouts, pointing at this mysterious rectangle covered in cracks and food stains
“behild!! Its our magical device: the ipad!! Its turns gen z's and your average joe into a gen alpha!!” lankybox say, pulling the ipad out
thry throe it at hornydew and she gets turned into a genalpha and starts watching fucking skibidi toliet
“this is so sigma” honeydew says, turning into some crusty ass 8 year old like my sister eith the most unwashed hair who goes singing tadc theme song but has never watched even jt (dawg I feel so bad for gooseworx having there creation turned into gen alpha brain rot)
“NOOOOO HORNYPOOOOOOOO” you fall to the floor and sob
“im the alpha im the leader im the one to trust!!” honeydew says, probably never even arched the 3 zombies movies unlike me dawg I was obsessed with zombies n shit back then like creepypastas and ofc zombies and there was this one show on live TV at like idk maybe 9pm or smth about zombies and these people had too try escape it was so silly!!!
“hahahah!! Weve converted another one, well dkne bmue eyes!!” purple twink says, high fiving blue ass eyes, “this is sk fandom tax!!”
ANYWAYS THISNIS END OF WHATEVER PART THIS IS CAUSE IM REALLY BUSY!!1!1!1! I wonder if lankybox will see this lmao. Fanfiction_Ford
