I haven't used Jimmy in a while on all three of my comics so this is just for fun.
𝖩𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗐. 𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖦𝖳𝖠 𝖥𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖳𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝖽𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌. 𝖩𝗂𝗆𝗆𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖳-𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗋𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 "𝖣𝖺𝖽𝖽𝗒'𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾" 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝗆. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖿𝗎𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅.
Craig: did you do something strange for some change? What the fuck is this?
Jimmy: I bro-ught this stuff!
Tolkien: for what tho?
Jimmy: be-because I'm a d-d-dad now!
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Tolkien: excuse me?
Jimmy: I'm a d-dad!
Clyde: Your fucking people on the second day of college dude?
Jimmy: no! Uh... she sa-id that she was p-pregnant so I said Oh! And sh-
Tolkien: ok but who's the girl?
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Tolkien: YOU DONT KNOW HER NAME!?
Craig: Jimmy.
Jimmy: I d-do! Just let m-m-me think...
Craig: why do you have to think about it??
Clyde: exactly...
Tolkien: do you know where she live?
Jimmy: no?
Tolkien: and I thought black people only have this type of drama.
Clyde: describe her Jimmy. What she look like?
Jimmh: B-black hair wi-th green eyes and look l-l-like Maddy Perez from e-euphoria.
Clyde: aw shit.. she's a random ass person. we don't even know who she is!
Craig: So you got this girl pregnant and you don't even know her name, where she lives at but only know how she looks.
Jimmy: yup!
Tolkien: why are you so happy about this?
Jimmy: be-because I'm a dad!
Craig: Jimmy. Let's go so we can find this girl.
Clyde: I can't believe you got someone pregnant on the second day of college and don't even know her name.
Craig: how the fuck you get her pregnant tho? Your handy cap.
Jimmy: People l-like to ride my di-di-di-
Tolkien: please don't say it.
𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝗉𝗎𝗌. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗆𝖾𝗍 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾'𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋.
Stan: Kyle can we go please go back in the carr!
Kyle: nope. We're almost done.
Stan: I don't want people to see!
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South Park: College AU
Fanfiction"Welcome to Atlanta University! Where you meet new faces every day. Get into your new apartment/ dorms and get to exploring! remember to at least attend to your classes also. Have fun!" New parties to attend to, New faces and having our own dorms...
